PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we're gonna chat about the real scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more like just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your regular competition, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Like when that winger went flying into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a carto